Dr. Hurley’s Digest, Vol. III, Issue 6

Snake-Oil Cure favourite Brenda Mann Hammack took over the site this week with her wonderful Victoriana. If you missed anything this week, you should take a chance to catch up below!

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Gargoyle Triptich III: Tinderbox

Her womb does not wander, but her heart
wobbles like a planet.  Since Cardiff’s moved
to London overnight, even sky’s slipped
bogward.  So, no one really blames her
when she sighs, “I won’t get up,”
and draws the musty bedclothes
over head.

Even Vesper can’t be bothered to object
now its feathers have turned purple from neglect
and spleen-burst temper.

Without Victorine, its tantrum might be moon flare
or poof for all Herself takes notice,
and Scritch is busy poking mortises
in hip to fix its rotting carcass,
so, Hob, alone, is left to mind the script
of blue-vein pattern that marks her wrists,
like marbled alabaster.

Too quick to cast indifference as disaster,
Hob’s lizard skin burns white in calcination
that might be worry, love, or even consternation,
but isn’t.
Indignation is its only mood,
self-interest its only obligation
though it doesn’t mean to kindle conflagration.

Soon, a cushion starts to sizzle,
then a tassel of her hair;
a titian braid goes up in Guy Fawkes fashion.

She’s a sparkle-bloom, a Leonid,
a candlestick cum whirligig,
and though Scritch knocks (by accident)
the washstand’s pitcher, empties it
upon the carpet, she will not crispen more than this
for flammability of skin
is offset by those drams of tinctured arsenic
mixed with antimony.

She’s more than bony in complexion.
She’s more or less immune to firing,
scald, suttee, and spontaneous combustion.

But, her temper isn’t proof against such unctionless behavior.
Scritch will not cease its ill-advised palaver
while Vesper rails against the window pane
like gravel, hailstorm, migraine.

Hob cannot be found, which is a loss for artful science
as odes on expiring gargoyles could be the rage in literary violence.

She never thought she’d say it, but “that child is missed.”
Herself can but admit that patience
with refractory gargoyles is a gift she lacks,
while Victorine was all but martyr-cast
when it came to wayward crossbreeds of anatomy and temperament.
She could keep them pent with mollified suspense
and even grim amazement.

Now, she’s gone, Herself is left to fend off polymorphous boredom,
disaster-prone estrangement
from that happy state of mindless mutability that preceded story.
She’ll have to think of something—else conclusion could get gory.
It’s bad enough when boudoir’s made a lizard’s crematory.

As Scritch, like mandragora’s root, keeps up its rib-cracked shrieking,
and Vesperbird makes hummingbees seem fast as dodos breeding,
Herself restores the bed that’s left and Hob’s red eyes flick, blinking
from in between the andiron dogs
like expectation piquing.

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This week’s series of three poems comes from Brenda Mann Hammack’s neo-Victorian fantasy in verse, which revolves around a twelve-year old girl, Victorine, and her companion, a chimerical creature forged of cat, owl, and dragonfly.  At the beginning of the narrative, the duo resides in a manse that is part museum, part mausoleum. Fearing that adult caretakers will make a morbid exhibit of the Humbug, Victorine decides that the two must run away.  In her ensuing encounters with human children, the girl finds that the outside world is far stranger than she’d realized—and even her own nature is not quite as natural as she had believed.   In the following selections, the residents of the manse cope with Victorine’s absence.   The adult figures include: Herself, a spiritualist, who remains in perpetual mourning for her stillborn daughters, and Himself, a teratologist, or a creator of monstrosities.  Scritch, Vesper, and Hob are a trio of excitable gargoyles.

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Brenda Mann Hammack is Associate Professor of English at Fayetteville State University where she teaches creative writing, women’s studies, and Victorian literature.  Her poetry has appeared or is forthcoming in Toe Suck Review, Gargoyle, Mudlark, Caveat Lector,Otoliths, A capella Zoo, Bull Spec, Steampunk Magazine, and Arsenic Lobster.  She currently serves as faculty advisor and managing editor for Glint Literary Journal. Her contributions to Dr. Hurley’s Snake-Oil Cure can be found here.

Gargoyle Triptych II: A Seance

Not even fox cry could be more supernatural than goat-eyed Scritch wuthering in drawing room.
Even skeptics retch
as, ever mimetic, gargoyle delivers watersong through phossy-jaw.

“The spirits of the charnel-house are with us now,” Herself croons.

Himself nods benignant, eyes cat-lit.
Lucifer flies on lamp glass snooze.

Sitters clench fingers as Hob, beneath table, rubs skull to shinbones.

Flesh is eel jelly.

They had not meant to raise sleep-crusted Scritch, meant housebroken spooks
who spelled names in Ouija.

Himself seems indifferent to lung-rot, smiles indulgent.

Not Barnum, Robert-Houdin, or even Hermes (Trismegistus) could look so bemused by crisis,
shambles, slaughterhouse as gargoyles lick, pinch, snap, chew till devotees gust into gloom
safer than inside.[1]

Herself (abandoned priestess) is more ruinous blue than ever.  Her skin: bruised
under eggshell.  Arms, hands, even face craquelured.

By daylight, nothing improves.

Her spirits are oddly silent.  What good are reliquaries without worshippers?  Toe stub,
knucklebone.  Her little saints—those almost daughters kept in bottles—

had never known
disbelief, hunger, hope.  What could a gargoyle make of baby?
Curdled yolk.

Which one broke bottle glass, gulped formaldehyde like eggwhite?

Scritch:  transparent abdomen, dreg-clogged.


[1]  Jean-Eugène Robert-Houdin was a celebrated Victorian illusionist.  A god of magic, Hermes Trismegistus escorted the dead to the Underworld in Greek mythology.

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This week’s series of three poems comes from Brenda Mann Hammack’s neo-Victorian fantasy in verse, which revolves around a twelve-year old girl, Victorine, and her companion, a chimerical creature forged of cat, owl, and dragonfly.  At the beginning of the narrative, the duo resides in a manse that is part museum, part mausoleum. Fearing that adult caretakers will make a morbid exhibit of the Humbug, Victorine decides that the two must run away.  In her ensuing encounters with human children, the girl finds that the outside world is far stranger than she’d realized—and even her own nature is not quite as natural as she had believed.   In the following selections, the residents of the manse cope with Victorine’s absence.   The adult figures include: Herself, a spiritualist, who remains in perpetual mourning for her stillborn daughters, and Himself, a teratologist, or a creator of monstrosities.  Scritch, Vesper, and Hob are a trio of excitable gargoyles.

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Brenda Mann Hammack is Associate Professor of English at Fayetteville State University where she teaches creative writing, women’s studies, and Victorian literature.  Her poetry has appeared or is forthcoming in Toe Suck Review, Gargoyle, Mudlark, Caveat Lector,Otoliths, A capella Zoo, Bull Spec, Steampunk Magazine, and Arsenic Lobster.  She currently serves as faculty advisor and managing editor for Glint Literary Journal. Her contributions to Dr. Hurley’s Snake-Oil Cure can be found here.

 

Gargoyle Triptych I: Quite Contrary

The following poems come from Brenda Mann Hammack’s neo-Victorian fantasy in verse, which revolves around a twelve-year old girl, Victorine, and her companion, a chimerical creature forged of cat, owl, and dragonfly.  At the beginning of the narrative, the duo resides in a manse that is part museum, part mausoleum. Fearing that adult caretakers will make a morbid exhibit of the Humbug, Victorine decides that the two must run away.  In her ensuing encounters with human children, the girl finds that the outside world is far stranger than she’d realized—and even her own nature is not quite as natural as she had believed.   In the following selections, the residents of the manse cope with Victorine’s absence.   The adult figures include: Herself, a spiritualist, who remains in perpetual mourning for her stillborn daughters, and Himself, a teratologist, or a creator of monstrosities.  Scritch, Vesper, and Hob are a trio of excitable gargoyles.

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The shadow is a moving bruise,
the path like skin when arsenic stanches hue
and pulse.

Nerve betrays her as the crunch of cockle shell
perturbs the garden’s argumentative polyglot.

Requiescat won’t soothe them now the child has left.

They clamber on the turret: a copper-colored eft with wings;
a bent Methuselah without pelt or even flesh
to keep its insides to itself; a Celtic curse,
or, else, a feathered elf so fast one cannot tell its shape.

All three give meanness something else to gape
about besides itself.

Both near and far, Herself hears branch-slither:
“Whisker went that pretty maid who scold us stories?”
They listen for that soft, clipped cadence of a voice.

Waylaid, Herself cannot defray the cost of consciousness
now bent on hearing chronicles at bedtime.

She only knows a few, and those, like birdlime,
are loathed by flying things for sticking
so to rote, to rhyme that never varies from its pattern.

In sum, she can’t extemporize, and ever-afters
provoke barks of something turpentine
with anguish.

They can’t be sanguine in the face of zealousness,
and can’t abide a moral if it sounds like one.

Denied, they unwrench form from shadow,
and fill the air with pain, appassionato.

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Brenda Mann Hammack is Associate Professor of English at Fayetteville State University where she teaches creative writing, women’s studies, and Victorian literature.  Her poetry has appeared or is forthcoming in Toe Suck Review, Gargoyle, Mudlark, Caveat Lector,Otoliths, A capella Zoo, Bull Spec, Steampunk Magazine, and Arsenic Lobster.  She currently serves as faculty advisor and managing editor for Glint Literary Journal. Her contributions to Dr. Hurley’s Snake-Oil Cure can be found here.

 

Mouse Offers Advice as Fish Adapts

after the print by Lisa Kaser

If you wants to impress guppies,
why’d you clamber up the beach?
So, your mother couldn’t love you.
You is ugly as a leech
flecked with eczema and scabies.
Sowhat’s pretty, but deceit?
Anemones is predators. Somesay:
peacocks rarely scream
‘cept whenever they is waking.
Swans is vicious, nasty things
that would sooner gut than greet you.
So.  You got no pedigree,
and you hasn’t any thumbprints,
and your knees is capless. Teeth
and lips for bottom feeding
is tremendous aids to speech.
Though your barbels looks like whiskers,
and your snout’s less sharp than cheese,
you’s a species in the making.
Least you isn’t obsolete.

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Brenda Mann Hammack is Associate Professor of English at Fayetteville State University where she teaches creative writing, women’s studies, and Victorian literature.  Her poetry has appeared or is forthcoming in Toe Suck Review, Gargoyle, Mudlark, Caveat Lector,Otoliths, A capella Zoo, Bull Spec, Steampunk Magazine, and Arsenic Lobster.  She currently serves as faculty advisor and managing editor for Glint Literary Journal. Her contributions to Dr. Hurley’s Snake-Oil Cure can be found here.

Ms. Nasturtium Had Run Out of Halibut

after the print by Lisa Kaser

does she fink we was brung up on kibble-dried beans like them long-snouts that don’t taste nuffink?  them’s not evolved, s’wot.

boss, twitchy, cobbleface, and me was brung up on halibut, cream.  make that:  holy fish. heilagfiski.  somefink looks back at a body what eats it.

two-leg’s got no taste culture sympafy.  whatif:  boss mistook kneecap for white meat.  whatif: poo pods got snuck into capers, peas.

we are what we eats.  what makes for more-than-human is delicacy of palate.  when reaching high octave, a body needs digestive balance.

we needs halibut.  we feels more than long-snouts.  oh, gravel skinned soul-fish, oh, succulent livers, make them lessers swim you into our bowls.

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Brenda Mann Hammack is Associate Professor of English at Fayetteville State University where she teaches creative writing, women’s studies, and Victorian literature.  Her poetry has appeared or is forthcoming in Toe Suck Review, Gargoyle, Mudlark, Caveat Lector,Otoliths, A capella Zoo, Bull Spec, Steampunk Magazine, and Arsenic Lobster.  Her other contributions to Snake-Oil Cure are here.

The Aeronaut

When Sophie Blanchard cleared Tivoli Gardens,
she did not think of cloaks, umbrellas,

ball gowns wrought from taffeta.  Instead,
she studied glow above wicker cradle.

She would not lull herself to sleep this evening,
but listened to the crowd’s reverberation.

Its call of flightless birds.   Its clap of thunder.
When Jean Pierre died, she’d not succumbed

to penury, nor thrown herself in water.   She’d
renounced ground.   At Turin:  awoke to nose-

bleed.   Above Vincennes:  outbucked hailstorm.
Beneath satin scrim, Sophie, lit by Bengal

fire, out-gleamed opera.  Until Tivoli, 1819,
Sophie flitted behind cloud cover.  A Blue Fairy

unmisted other side.  Then, taffeta leaked.
Starlight caught air inflammable, and balloon

turned chandelier.  Sophie, tangled in lines,
fell.  Vertebrae snapped.  Flung from night’s

ballroom, Sophie did not brood.  She could
not dance—and, yet, she flew.

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This poem is one in a series of works inspired by the Smithsonian Institution’s photo archive, made publicly available on Flickr. If you would like to, choose an image from their collection and create something – be it prose, poetry, audio, or visual art – inspired by it, and send it to snakeoilcure [at] gmail [dot] com.

BLANCHARD, MARIE MADELEINE SOPHIE (ARMAND) SI Neg. 2002-20292. Date: na...Photo of unknown artist’s rendition on a poster of Marie Madeleine Sophie (Armand) Blanchard’s balloon ascension in Milan, Italy, Aug. 15, 1811. Blanchard became France’s 1st female professional balloonist in order to continue her husband’s ballooning legacy…Credit: unknown (Smithsonian Institution)

Scritch’s Sonnets

At first, Scritch hides mimetically, weather-split,
scabrous trunk against a backdrop of woodbine,
gallica rose, but, confused, portrays photosynthesis
as a species of necrotic mold. Its animal guise
is, then, undermined by a similar failure to note
a thickness appropriate to membrane to coordinate
sinew and bone.  Once anatomy theaters boasted
stark Edens where cadaver Eves posed, enacting
the transgressive moment for medicine, metacarpals
and sterna exposed.  In the garden, not Leiden,[1]
the gargoyle has forgotten why it’s hiding.  Who
knows if it really is meant to be seeking, if all
questing, like subterfuge, causes other problems.
Do aphid-riddled apples bestow lessons untrue?

In the chimney, Scritch discovers a lost world
where leathern prehistorics nurse grievances
only comprehensible in mouse-bird romance.
Not even sweeps (traumatized larvae) could unfurl
such fantasies of hollow earth or antipodes.
Silurian becomes Mesolithic. The lower Scritch crawls,
the closer it comes to indignation at such pitfalls
of design that leave pockets of flue gas to corrode
its lungs, which scarcely hold together as is.  It can
feel itself degrading like compost.  In this midden
between walls, children once were tamped
to haul brushes, the fires beneath them intended
to embolden claustrophobic nature.  Like soot-fall,
Scritch descends, creosote addled and clawed.


[1] Skeletons posed as Adam and Eve by an apple tree in the anatomy theater at Leiden.

Mysteria

…hysteria is the nosological limbo of all unnamed female maladies. 

It were as well called mysteria for all its name teaches us of the host
of morbid states which are crowded within its hazy boundaries.

–S. Weir Mitchell, 1875

Theory is good; but it doesn’t prevent things from existing.

–Jean Martin Charcot, 1886

She does not have to go to Paris to see such women,
their wishbone spines, their joints like hinges;
she need not visit Salpêtrière, that mad museum,
to know such twinges are not meant for image.

Such grim pornography should not be caught by lens:
the stifled moan, the clenched appendages.
A photograph makes Now anachronism.
Even soul is sacrilegious.

Such monsters as Charcot imprisons
are but mere girls beset by midges,
those paramecia of spectral regions
that torment seers (Mr. Sludges,

 Katie Foxes, and other mediums,
who are receptive to the fringes
where diffraction gives dimension
to what isn’t yet).  Messages

 afflict the mind with movement;
bodies jerk with thought, phalanges
claw as if to elaborate.  Delirium
sanctifies, illumines.  Outrageous

as it seems, such attitudes passionn-
elles (mockery, threat, erotic rages)
are commonplace.  Such crucifixions
can be staged in sitting rooms.  Judges,

doctors, and other wise and condescending
men can gather there to gauge
epileptoid tendencies and other forms
of criminality.  Perhaps, these mages

with their forceful gazes can gain
some insight into transference, stages
of materialization in which emotions,
like lightning or swansdown, flung,

thrash or settle visibly around
medium and sitters as if to presage
apocalypse or rape.  Our Lady of Scorn
surveys these Ledas, these disarranged,

 but hopeful ingenues, who, half-feign,
half-suffer the pains that plague
them.  If Charcot could name
her monsters (her humors fledged),

would he dub them figments
of sexual frustration?  The hob as grudge
or bile personified? The scritch intent
as sinew, relieved of skin, viscera drug

into the open? The vesperbird, a wren
carnivorous, a viper vicarious?  If purges
cure hysterics, can trances, then,
still passion? She does not need a pilgrimage

to Paris to give her answers.  Perhaps, in-
voluntary demons, like other surges
of energy, can be harnessed, given
uses.  She imagines all the scourges

such indignities might wield upon
the genus skeptic, expert scrooges
who, invited to observe her séances,
might find themselves beset by urges

that could not be hypnotized, or crammed
in jacket, or yoke.  What violence might impinge
on arbiters of sanity and conscience
if gargoyle ghosts turned jurisprudent!